Goth Fridge Magnets

There's an oddball comic book/vintage magazine/Goth knick-knack store down the block from my apartment. In the window today, I saw several of what must surely be some of the weirdest, funniest refrigerator magnets ever made, designed by an artist and illustrator named Roman Dirge:
(My HTML skills suck, so click on the thumbnails to see a legible version.)
Needless to say, I bought these two and several more.

Needless to say, I have a badly, badly warped sense of humor.