Post-Valentine's Day Non-Kosher Humor

Since some people (well, OK, one person) remarked that yesterday's missive may have been a teensy bit bitter, today I wish to share the following culinary anecdote:

A piece of sausage and a strip of bacon are lying in a frying pan. The sausage turns to the bacon and says, "Hey buddy, is it just me, or is getting hot in here?"

The bacon jumps up and screams, "Holy shit, it's a talking sausage!"